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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:51
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
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At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough
Make Nazis afraid again!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!